Make A Wish!

wish granted, but, it's now a wrecked mess

I wish that some day I could have a house in the mountians that I could go to when ever I wanted too.

Hehe, we're a lot alike, eh, lil bro? I would like that myself . Unfortunately, I have to bust your wish .

Wish granted, but the land around the housed is full of bears, wolves, and bobcats, so you always have to carry a gun with you and be alert every minute. Thus, you can't enjoy your time there .

I wish I could keep the pollen off my car!

I just washed it Saturday and now it's covered in green pollen again! lol

Wish granted now it's always raining on your car.

I wish that Zaha was always here!

I like the cabin in the mountains with all those dangerous beasts around it the tax man and bill collectors don't stand a chance! LOL

Hate to but it's gotta be done! _ Wish granted but you have found yourself lost in the woods at the mountain home and can't be here yourself!

I wish dental visits were unnecessary and your teeth never decayed or fell out!

Oooh, I like that one, hate to bust it, Bran, but here goes!

Wish granted, but now they always taste like toothpaste and so no food tastes good anymore .

I wish all phone service was free!

Okay - Wish granted your phone service is now free. However since the phone company has no money now and can't pay it's help they all quit and the phone never works now!


I wish I had a fresh ripe tomato right out of our garden right now!

Wish granted but it tasts really, really bad

I wish that it the weather was always this nice!

Wish granted, but, since this weather brings all the pollen out, everyone's allergies go through the roof and you can't enjoy it anymore because you have to stay inside all the time .

I wish I had a machine that would give me whatever I wanted for breakfast every morning (no cooking necessary and don't have to go shopping! ).

Wish granted. However it takes 480 volts 3 - phase power and the cost is way too much to hook it up or operate it! So keep cooking! LOL

I wish I lived on a 200 acre farm.

Wish granted, but so does a hear of elephants and they're always trampling your crops and scaring off your cows!

I wish I had wings and could fly with the birds (it would be SO much fun )!

Wish granted, but you don't know how to land and must always fly with the birds! - Real bummer!

I wish it hadn't rained all evening today!

Wish granted, it's now 190 degrees outside

I wish that I could go back in time

Wish granted, but only by one minutes and then you have to wait another hour before you can go back in time again!

I wish Florida was not so hot.

It's supposed to be nearly a hundred degrees today and humid!

Wish granted! Now in Florida it's a comfordable 76 deg. and pretty with a slight breeze. Course now you are in North Carolina and the temperature here is 90+, humid and very uncomfortable! lol

I wish people would try to drive according to the law and not according to their selfesh desires! LOL!

ROFL, Bran! Excellent way to bust my wish lol.

Wish granted, but now you never have any gas in your car and have to walk everywhere you go .

I wish I hm unlocked on my second account already .

Wish granted but it takes over a year to unlock UM on the account.

I wish gas was as cheap as it was when I first started to drive!

Wish granted, but only because it's now made with 50% water in it!

I wish my lvl 45 hm mage lvled like nms!

Wish granted...but now all other toons take 10 billon xp to make just one lvl! so your the only one who can lvl (and only on that toon!)

I wish that I never did anything wrong

Wish granted, but now no one else can do anything right!!

I wish we could afford a guild house.

Wish granted, but of course we loose it the first week because of an infamous Shayia rollback!

I wish the temperature here would drop into the 70,s for a few weeks.!

Wish granted, but after those few weeks it gos into the 200s!

I wish that I had UM unlocked already

Wish granted, but your UMs spontaneously die every time they reach lvl 5 .

I wish that I could play both my accounts at the same time as well as I can play one account at a time!

Wish granted, but now you can't play just one account very well at all!

I wish I was level 50 on my HM!

Wish granted but he dies 5 min. later! lol

I wish my UM will never die!

5 minutes later? how is that blusting my wish? hes not UM lol

Wish granted, you just have to deal with rollbacks that send you back to level 1